good comments

looks like i am well-loved by audience, judging from all the good and nice comments i have received.
The comments ranged from,
"lunatic" , "too much free time", to the more endearing "read already vomit blood".

what can i say, they love me to bits (because that's how they will like me, in bits) . i'll bet they can't wait to get their hands on me (not to mention their legs, knives, sticks and whatever that is handy as a weapon)...

well, since you boys and girls like the last blog so much, here is another one, all about our good friends, jack, jim, john and jenni.

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jim: please don't order too much food. i'm trying to cut down and i am quite full. i had a pretty heavy lunch.

john: are you sure?

jim: yes yes. just get me 1 egg prata thats all.

jack: well, i am quite hungry, so get me 2 kosong and 1 egg for now.

jenni: wah! everything looks very good here. i feel like eating the murtabak and also want to try the chocolate and the cheese prata.

john: well, i am going for the mee goreng with 1 bullseye.

jenni: hey, i want that too!

jim: woman, how much are you going to eat? you are that hungry?

john: she just needs lots of food in front of her.

jack: yeah. and after that, she will nibble bits here and there and leave the rest to us.

jim: i already said that i am quite full, so please don't give me any food.

john: ok ok. lets order. can we have a total of 2 egg, 2 kosong and 1 mee goreng with bullseye. woman, what you want?

jenni: can we make that a big mee goreng. then i'll have a chocolate prata, 1 cheese prata and also 1 banana prata.

jim: woah. thats a lot. you sure you can finish?

jenni: can lah. anyway, you guys can help to eat a little right? i'll take most of it.

jack: yep. sure you will...

jenni: can we have mutton and chicken curry also? yes yes, 2 seperate type of curries with the meat. thank you.

john: you make sure you eat them all.

jack: drinks? make mine a teh halia

john: make that 2.

jenni: milo peng.

jim: total 3 teh halia and 1 milo peng please. thank you.

john: i have a feeling we are going to overeat again. *sigh*

jim: no. let the person who ordered the food, eat the food. i'm just going to stick to my egg prata and thats it. this woman will just have to finish all that she ordered.

jenni: i'll finish. you'll see.

(the food arrived after 10 mins)

jack: oh shit. looks like a lot.

john: you don't say. look at my mee goreng. i'm sure i heard you asked for a big mee goreng and not a monster sized one! this plate looks like it can feed 3 with some leftover.

jenni: its not that bad lah. i'll help you eat.

jack: how you going to do that, when you still have your chocolate, cheese and banana prata?

jim: let her settle herself. i'm sticking to my egg.

(5 mins later)

jim: the egg is quite good.

jack: yeah. wah... you so fast finish yours already? i'm not even done with 1 of mine.

jim: yeah. but thats all. no more. i'm full.

jenni: the mutton curry is very good, but the chicken is normal only. the cheese is also quite good.

john: is it? well, i'm struggling with the mee goreng. woman, you better eat.

jenni: yes yes, i will. hey you guys, try this cheese prata. the chocolate also quite good.

jim: good meh? i'll try the chocolate one.

jenni: here here, take a big piece.

(anther 5 mins later)

jack: man, i'm quite full already, after the egg and kosong.

john: help me with my mee goreng leh. the woman is not eating much.

jenni: what do you mean not eating? i'm eating and i'm also trying to finish my banana prata. its quite good also.

john: jim, help me leh.

jim: no lah. i'm very full already.

jack: don't look at me. i'm done.

jenni: come, try the banana. its really good.

jim: is it? let me try some.

jenni: come come. take a big piece.

(further 10 mins later)

john: this is ridiculous. my mee goreng is not even half gone.

jim: no no. i'm full. i had a heavy lunch.

jack: another teh halia, can. food, no.

john: i'm the only one eating this mee and i'm full already.

jenni: what do you mean only one. i helped also and on top of that, i even finished my banana and chocolate prata.

john: yeah, sure you helped.

jenni: i'm very full and i can't take any more.

jim: you still have half of the cheese left. just finished that lah.

jenni: i can't. too full.

jim: hey, if you don't want the cheese than i'll take it.

jenni: yes, take it. i'm done. here, take the rest of the mutton curry too.

(even further 10 mins later)

john: i surrender. it is not possible to finish this plate of mee goreng. anyone wants the rest?

jim: not me. too full already. had a heavy lunch.

jenni: i finished 1 chocolate, 1 cheese, 1 banana and 2 curries already. how come you cannot even finished your plate of mee goreng? i even helped you to eat some.

john: you had 2 mouthfuls and you said you helped? in fact, you were the one who ordered this huge plate, so you should eat more.

jack: don't look at me. i'm just happy with my teh halia.

jenni: me cannot.

john: then i think i'll just leave it then. cannot finish.

jim: ah? you sure you don't want to eat? just a bit more.

john: no lah. there is still a third left. i'm filled. you can have it if you want.

jim: don't waste. i'll eat it then.

(2 eggs, 2 kosong, 1 mee goreng, 1 banana, 1 cheese and 1 chocolate later)

john: now thats a full dinner

jack: yeah. i'm too full to move.

jenni: you did not even eat a lot. so weak.

jim: ok lah. its not too bad. just nice.

john: another drink for you?

jenni: nope, enough. too full.

jack: had 2 teh halia already. no thanks.

jim: nope. enough. heavy lunch.

john: ok. then i'll get the bill.

jenni: so what are we going to do after this?

john: i'm good with anything. any suggestions?

jack: i'm good for anything also.

jim: lets go for cheesecake? how about it? i know this really nice... hey hey, why are you walking away. wait up!


i hope you will like this too.
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